{"id":76310,"date":"2015-05-31T20:26:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-31T19:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scifinow.co.uk\/?p=76310"},"modified":"2015-05-31T22:32:06","modified_gmt":"2015-05-31T21:32:06","slug":"hannibal-season-2-recap-in-wtf-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scifinow.co.uk\/news\/hannibal-season-2-recap-in-wtf-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Hannibal Season 2 recap in WTF moments"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hannibal<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>Season 3 is finally on the horizon and, from the look of the trailers, it’s going to be INSANE. If you’ve forgotten what’s happened so far, or just want to relive the cannibalistic magic for the eightieth time, take a look at our guide to\u00a0Hannibal<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0Season 2, as told by the craziest and most shocking WTF moments. [Catch up on Hannibal <\/em>Season 1 here]<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

2.01 Kaiseki<\/strong><\/p>\n

DAPPER FIGHTING. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. WE\u2019RE THREE SECONDS IN, JACK IS NEARLY DEAD AND HANNIBAL IS BUSTING THE PANTRY DOOR DOWN. WHAT THE HELL, BRYAN FULLER?<\/p>\n

\"WHAT\"
WHAT<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Oh, oh, okay. 12 weeks earlier. Everything is fine.<\/p>\n

\""Thanks,
“Thanks, bro.” “No worries, bro.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

OH WAIT, NO IT\u2019S NOT. Will gets hypnotised and remembers Hannibal forcing a bloody EAR down his THROAT.<\/p>\n

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EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY<\/p>\n

\"OH
OH GOD<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.02 Sakizuke<\/strong><\/p>\n

I REPEAT, EVERYTHING IS FUCKED TO HELL<\/p>\n

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This chappie here would rather jump off a cliff into the jaggedy rocks below than face the crazy motherfucker who put his ass in the messed up silo eye mural in the first place.<\/p>\n

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Hannibal goes and kills the silo motherfucker, and sews him into his own mural. That Hannibal, what is he like, eh?<\/p>\n

\"That
That lil bitch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Bedelia Du Maurier visits Will\u2019s crazy ass in prison and tells him that she believes him. We all get goosebumps.<\/p>\n

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2.03 Hassun<\/strong><\/p>\n

Will goes to trial, the prosecution paints him as an intelligent psychopath, Jack admits he might have pushed him too far, blah blah blah, and Will\u2019s lawyer gets a GODDAMN EAR IN THE POST.<\/p>\n

\"Enough<\/a>
Enough with the ears already<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The alleged Ear-Cut Killer Andrew Sykes gets into a spot of bother.<\/p>\n

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The judge also gets into a spot of bother.<\/p>\n

\"Nightmares\"
Nightmares<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.04 Takiawase <\/strong><\/p>\n

MOTHERFUCK. Are those BEES?<\/p>\n

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THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE<\/p>\n

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Beverly Katz gets suspicious of Hannibal (about bloody time, mate) and goes for a sneak around his pad. She finds some funky shit.<\/p>\n

\"Get
Get it gurl<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

HANNIBAL FINDS HER! RUN, BEVERLY! RUN! IS SHE ALIVE? DID SHE MAKE IT? WE JUST DON\u2019T KNOW<\/p>\n

\"Shit\"
Shit<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.05 Muk\u014dzuke<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh shiiiiit…<\/p>\n

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An orderly from the prison admits he killed Ear-Cut Killer Andrew Sykes and Will tells him to kill Hannibal, dun dun duuuuun. Hannibal has his shirt off: we cry of happiness. He is also dying: we cry of sadness. We are lusty and distraught.<\/p>\n

\"Oh
Oh my<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Jack shoots the orderly. Hannibal\u2019s shirt is still off.<\/p>\n

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Ooft<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.06 Futamono<\/strong><\/p>\n

A local city councillor is SURGICALLY GRAFTED onto a TREE in a PARKING LOT. It\u2019s really pretty but we feel a bit weird for thinking that.<\/p>\n

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Will tells Jack about the whole \u2018Hannibal the Cannibal\u2019 thing. Jack takes some samples at Hannibal\u2019s next dinner party. Finally catching up, Mr Crawford, Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n

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HANNIBAL AND ALANA BLOOM BUMP UGLIES, OH SNAP. The Bro Code is reduced to nothing.<\/p>\n

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Hannibal kidnaps Gideon and feeds him his own leg. At this point, nothing is too fucked up any more.<\/p>\n

\"Not
Not cool, my friend.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

MIRIAM LASS IS ALIVE, HOLY CRAP<\/p>\n

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2.07 Yakimono<\/strong><\/p>\n

Miriam is super positive Hannibal didn\u2019t kidnap her.<\/p>\n

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MIRIAM GRABS JACK\u2019S GUN AND SHOOTS DR CHILTON IN THE FACE<\/p>\n

\"Neo,
Neo, nooooo<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.08 Su-zakana<\/strong><\/p>\n

Will and Jack find a HUMAN SEWN INSIDE A HORSE. IT\u2019S AWFUL.<\/p>\n

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THERE\u2019S A LIVE BIRD IN HER CHEST CAVITY, EURGH<\/p>\n

\"You
You are the wings beneath my chest cavity<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.09 Shiizakana<\/strong><\/p>\n

Apparently, there\u2019s a bloody great animal going round attacking people.<\/p>\n

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Oh no wait, it\u2019s just a man in a mechanical beast suit, NBD.<\/p>\n

\"Arts
Arts & Crafts set you free<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Will\u2019s dog Buster is attacked by the Man Beast :\u2019(<\/p>\n

\"Buster
Buster K-EATEN<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

WILL KILLS THE MAN BEAST. No one messes with Will\u2019s pooches.<\/p>\n

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2.10 Naka-choko<\/strong><\/p>\n

Will sets up the Man Beast\u2019s corpse up as a museum display. A bit weird, but okay.<\/p>\n

\"WILL\"
WILL<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This guy Mason Verger is one huge WTF moment.<\/p>\n

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Margot Verger goes to see her bro Mason and finds that he\u2019s breeding pigs to eat people alive.<\/p>\n

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Pigs are friends, not food<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Freddie Lounds finds the Man Beast suit at Will\u2019s house, UH-OH!<\/p>\n

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ARE WILL AND HANNIBAL EATING FREDDIE? WHAT IS GOING ON?<\/p>\n

\"Mmm,
Mmm, white meat with a hint of ginger<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.11 K\u014d No Mono<\/strong><\/p>\n

A burning body casually roooooolls on through the TattleCrime offices\u2019 parking garage.<\/p>\n

\"Making
Making my way down town, rolling fast, faces pass and I’m home bound<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It turns out the body is Freddie Lounds.<\/p>\n

\"You've
You’ve caught the sun, darling<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

MARGOT IS PREGNANT! WITH WILL\u2019S CHILD!<\/p>\n

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This happens.<\/p>\n

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Margot wakes up on an operating table to find Mason has made her infertile so he can be the only family heir, what a dickwad.<\/p>\n

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FREDDIE IS BLOODY ALIVE! ALIVE! WILL PUNK\u2019D HANNIBAL\u2019S ASS<\/p>\n

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Will dangles Mason over the piggies. He spares him and Mason suggests Hannibal should be dangled over the piggies instead. No one wants to dangle Will over the piggies.<\/p>\n

\"I'm
I’m on the edge of glory!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.12 Tome-wan<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bedelia is always talking about how Hannibal saved her from a patient but actually it was SHE who killed the patient THIS WHOLE TIME.<\/p>\n

\"Still
Still flawless<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Hannibal finally gets dangled over the piggies.<\/p>\n

\"Not
Not impressed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Hannibal escapes, captures Mason Verger and makes him inhale psychedelic drugs. Then he gets Mason to FEED HIS OWN FACE TO WILL\u2019S DOGS<\/p>\n

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THEN MASON EATS HIS OWN NOSE WHAAAAAAAAAAAT<\/p>\n

\""I'm
“I’m full of myself”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.13 Mizumono<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jack shows up at Hannibal\u2019s house to confront him and A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT GOES DOWN. IT\u2019S FINALLY 12 WEEKS LATER<\/p>\n

\"STOP
STOP IT<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

JACK IS TRAPPED IN THE PANTRY<\/p>\n

\"NO\"
NO<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

ALANA SHOWS UP AND HOLDS HANNIBAL AT GUNPOINT<\/p>\n

\"SHOOT
SHOOT HIM ALANA<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

HANNIBAL UNLOADED HER GUN, OH NO<\/p>\n

\"BAAAD
BAAAD HANNIBAL<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

FUCKING ABIGAIL HOBBS IS HIDING UPSTAIRS<\/p>\n

\"BUT
BUT YOU DEAD, GIRL<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

ABILGAIL HOBBS PUSHES ALANA OUT THE WINDOW, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON<\/p>\n

\"WHY
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

WILL ARRIVES TO SAVE JACK BUT FINDS HIMSELF AN ABIGAIL INSTEAD<\/p>\n

\"MAKE
MAKE IT STOP BRYAN<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

HANNIBAL STARTS CRYING AND CARESSES WILL\u2019S CHEEK BEFORE STABBING HIM IN THE GUT<\/p>\n

\"MY
MY HEART HURTS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

HANNIBAL SLASHES ABIGAILS THROAT AND FLEES INTO THE NIGHT<\/p>\n

\"PLEASE\"
PLEASE<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Hannibal and Bedelia are sipping champagne and mimosas on a flight to France.<\/p>\n

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BAD BITCHES ON TOUR XOXO<\/p>\n

Hannibal<\/em> Season 3 starts on 4 June on NBC in the US and on 10 June on Sky Living HD in the UK. Get an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the series with the latest issue of SciFiNow<\/a>. \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n