Yoga Hosers trailer is full of WTF, Johnny Depp and Nazi sausages

Try and wrap your brain around the trailer for Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers

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The first trailer for Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers has arrived, and it’s really something.

It stars Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp as Colleen and Colleen, who stumble across some kind of Nazi conspiracy while balancing high school, their jobs at the convenience store and some kind of mystery involving Johnny Depp’s Guy LaPointe (from Tusk!). Also there are a lot of monster Nazi sausages, played by Smith.

The film also stars Tony Hale, Natasha Lyonne, Genesis Rodriguez, Adam Brody, Justin Long, Sasheer Zamata, Hayley Joel Osment, and Stan Lee. It got pretty awful reviews at Sundance (like, really bad), but can you really look at this trailer and say you don’t want to see it? If only to find out what the sweet f is going on?

“Colleen and Colleen are BFFs AF. Manitoba is where they go to school together, do yoga together, play in a band together, and work together at a boring convenience store. Life is whatevs, but also on fleek. That’s kinda what being 15 and a half is all about. #RealTalk

So when two older guys invite the Colleens to a senior party, the girls are determined to go no matter what—even if that “what” is a terrible, secret evil that threatens to destroy everything decent and polite about Canada. Can Colleen and Colleen save the day and go viral? Will those senior boys prove squad-worthy?”

Yoga Hosers is released on 29 July in the US. No UK release date has been announced. Keep up with the latest genre news with the new issue of SciFiNow.