Secretary Of State For Work And Pensions
The Rt Hon Last Knight Of The First Crusade MP
Being stuck in a dead end job, seemingly for eternity, until some uppity younger man comes along and usurps you is a familiar story to many of us in modern Western society. For the poor Knight though, his job literally is eternal.
Secretary Of State For Energy And Climate Change
The Rt Hon Ororo Iqadi T’Challa MP
Rising sea levels? No problem. Global warming? Schmobal warming. Storm will sort it out. She can control the weather, after all.
Secretary Of State For Transport
The Rt Hon Dorothy MP
She might only be able to go to one place, and she does have the unfortunate habit of dropping houses on random citizens, but Dorothy knows how to Get Things Done.
