Secretary Of State For Defence
The Rt Hon James T Kirk MP
“It’s like a game of chess, move, counter-move.” No truer words have ever been spoken to describe the complex mechanics of this ancient game. Be honest now, would you rather have Dr Strangelove or the man who uses made up weapons to win arguments, because those are your choices.
Secretary Of State For Justice
The Rt Hon Joseph Dredd MP
He is the law. More important than that, he’s got a really big gun. More important than THAT, he’s Sylvester Stallone.
Secretary Of State For Health
The Rt Hon Cthulhu MP
They say that nobody quite understands madness like Cthulhu, because he is madness itmself. We say Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
