Secretary Of State For Foreign And Commonwealth Affairs
The Rt Hon Leia Organa MP
Having proved herself adept at Special Forces operations by getting captured on every mission, by the Imperial Navy, Vader (repeatedly), Jabba and the Ewoks – the EWOKS – Leia seems perfectly positioned to pursue a sensible ethical foreign policy, because there’s no way in hell she’s getting anywhere near the Defence job.
Secretary Of State For The Home Department
The Rt Hon Illusive Man MP
Despite all the murder, Machiavellian scheming and the vaguely xenophobic posturing, the Illusive Man and his Cerberus organisation are alright. After all, they brought Jesus Shepard back from the dead. This does mean having Charlie Sheen in the Cabinet of course, but we’re all about compromise.
Secretary Of State For Children, Schools And Families
The Rt Hon Laura Roslin MP
There’s a distinct chance that she might try to fix a ballot and/or end up sleeping with the head of the Armed Forces, but Roslin’s got a background in education. Recently, she taught a class in a concentration camp while practicing anarchic resistance politics on the side.
