Hannibal Season 2 recap in WTF moments

Re-live Hannibal Season 2 before the Season 3 premiere with our recap of craziest moments

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Hannibal Season 3 is finally on the horizon and, from the look of the trailers, it’s going to be INSANE. If you’ve forgotten what’s happened so far, or just want to relive the cannibalistic magic for the eightieth time, take a look at our guide to Hannibal Season 2, as told by the craziest and most shocking WTF moments. [Catch up on Hannibal Season 1 here]

2.01 Kaiseki

DAPPER FIGHTING. BLOOD EVERYWHERE. WE’RE THREE SECONDS IN, JACK IS NEARLY DEAD AND HANNIBAL IS BUSTING THE PANTRY DOOR DOWN. WHAT THE HELL, BRYAN FULLER?

WHAT
WHAT

Oh, oh, okay. 12 weeks earlier. Everything is fine.

"Thanks, bro." "No worries, bro."
“Thanks, bro.” “No worries, bro.”

OH WAIT, NO IT’S NOT. Will gets hypnotised and remembers Hannibal forcing a bloody EAR down his THROAT.

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EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY

OH GOD
OH GOD

2.02 Sakizuke

I REPEAT, EVERYTHING IS FUCKED TO HELL

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This chappie here would rather jump off a cliff into the jaggedy rocks below than face the crazy motherfucker who put his ass in the messed up silo eye mural in the first place.

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Hannibal goes and kills the silo motherfucker, and sews him into his own mural. That Hannibal, what is he like, eh?

That lil bitch
That lil bitch

Bedelia Du Maurier visits Will’s crazy ass in prison and tells him that she believes him. We all get goosebumps.

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2.03 Hassun

Will goes to trial, the prosecution paints him as an intelligent psychopath, Jack admits he might have pushed him too far, blah blah blah, and Will’s lawyer gets a GODDAMN EAR IN THE POST.

Enough with the ears already
Enough with the ears already

The alleged Ear-Cut Killer Andrew Sykes gets into a spot of bother.

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The judge also gets into a spot of bother.

Nightmares
Nightmares

2.04 Takiawase

MOTHERFUCK. Are those BEES?

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THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE

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Beverly Katz gets suspicious of Hannibal (about bloody time, mate) and goes for a sneak around his pad. She finds some funky shit.

Get it gurl
Get it gurl

HANNIBAL FINDS HER! RUN, BEVERLY! RUN! IS SHE ALIVE? DID SHE MAKE IT? WE JUST DON’T KNOW

Shit
Shit

2.05 Mukōzuke

Oh shiiiiit…

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An orderly from the prison admits he killed Ear-Cut Killer Andrew Sykes and Will tells him to kill Hannibal, dun dun duuuuun. Hannibal has his shirt off: we cry of happiness. He is also dying: we cry of sadness. We are lusty and distraught.

Oh my
Oh my

Jack shoots the orderly. Hannibal’s shirt is still off.

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Ooft

2.06 Futamono

A local city councillor is SURGICALLY GRAFTED onto a TREE in a PARKING LOT. It’s really pretty but we feel a bit weird for thinking that.

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Will tells Jack about the whole ‘Hannibal the Cannibal’ thing. Jack takes some samples at Hannibal’s next dinner party. Finally catching up, Mr Crawford, Jesus Christ.

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HANNIBAL AND ALANA BLOOM BUMP UGLIES, OH SNAP. The Bro Code is reduced to nothing.

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Hannibal kidnaps Gideon and feeds him his own leg. At this point, nothing is too fucked up any more.

Not cool, my friend.
Not cool, my friend.

MIRIAM LASS IS ALIVE, HOLY CRAP

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2.07 Yakimono

Miriam is super positive Hannibal didn’t kidnap her.

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MIRIAM GRABS JACK’S GUN AND SHOOTS DR CHILTON IN THE FACE

Neo, nooooo
Neo, nooooo

2.08 Su-zakana

Will and Jack find a HUMAN SEWN INSIDE A HORSE. IT’S AWFUL.

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THERE’S A LIVE BIRD IN HER CHEST CAVITY, EURGH

You are the wings beneath my chest cavity
You are the wings beneath my chest cavity

2.09 Shiizakana

Apparently, there’s a bloody great animal going round attacking people.

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Oh no wait, it’s just a man in a mechanical beast suit, NBD.

Arts & Crafts set you free
Arts & Crafts set you free

Will’s dog Buster is attacked by the Man Beast :’(

Buster K-EATEN
Buster K-EATEN

WILL KILLS THE MAN BEAST. No one messes with Will’s pooches.

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2.10 Naka-choko

Will sets up the Man Beast’s corpse up as a museum display. A bit weird, but okay.

WILL
WILL

This guy Mason Verger is one huge WTF moment.

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Margot Verger goes to see her bro Mason and finds that he’s breeding pigs to eat people alive.

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Pigs are friends, not food

Freddie Lounds finds the Man Beast suit at Will’s house, UH-OH!

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ARE WILL AND HANNIBAL EATING FREDDIE? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Mmm, red meat
Mmm, white meat with a hint of ginger

2.11 Kō No Mono

A burning body casually roooooolls on through the TattleCrime offices’ parking garage.

Making my way down town, rolling fast, faces pass and I'm home bound
Making my way down town, rolling fast, faces pass and I’m home bound

It turns out the body is Freddie Lounds.

You've caught the sun, darling
You’ve caught the sun, darling

MARGOT IS PREGNANT! WITH WILL’S CHILD!

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This happens.

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Margot wakes up on an operating table to find Mason has made her infertile so he can be the only family heir, what a dickwad.

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FREDDIE IS BLOODY ALIVE! ALIVE! WILL PUNK’D HANNIBAL’S ASS

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Will dangles Mason over the piggies. He spares him and Mason suggests Hannibal should be dangled over the piggies instead. No one wants to dangle Will over the piggies.

I'm on the edge of glory!
I’m on the edge of glory!

2.12 Tome-wan

Bedelia is always talking about how Hannibal saved her from a patient but actually it was SHE who killed the patient THIS WHOLE TIME.

Still flawless
Still flawless

Hannibal finally gets dangled over the piggies.

Not impressed
Not impressed

Hannibal escapes, captures Mason Verger and makes him inhale psychedelic drugs. Then he gets Mason to FEED HIS OWN FACE TO WILL’S DOGS

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THEN MASON EATS HIS OWN NOSE WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

"I'm full of myself"
“I’m full of myself”

2.13 Mizumono

Jack shows up at Hannibal’s house to confront him and A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT GOES DOWN. IT’S FINALLY 12 WEEKS LATER

STOP IT
STOP IT

JACK IS TRAPPED IN THE PANTRY

NO
NO

ALANA SHOWS UP AND HOLDS HANNIBAL AT GUNPOINT

SHOOT HIM ALANA
SHOOT HIM ALANA

HANNIBAL UNLOADED HER GUN, OH NO

BAAAD HANNIBAL
BAAAD HANNIBAL

FUCKING ABIGAIL HOBBS IS HIDING UPSTAIRS

BUT YOU DEAD, GIRL
BUT YOU DEAD, GIRL

ABILGAIL HOBBS PUSHES ALANA OUT THE WINDOW, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

WILL ARRIVES TO SAVE JACK BUT FINDS HIMSELF AN ABIGAIL INSTEAD

MAKE IT STOP BRYAN
MAKE IT STOP BRYAN

HANNIBAL STARTS CRYING AND CARESSES WILL’S CHEEK BEFORE STABBING HIM IN THE GUT

MY HEART HURTS
MY HEART HURTS

HANNIBAL SLASHES ABIGAILS THROAT AND FLEES INTO THE NIGHT

PLEASE
PLEASE

Hannibal and Bedelia are sipping champagne and mimosas on a flight to France.

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BAD BITCHES ON TOUR XOXO

Hannibal Season 3 starts on 4 June on NBC in the US and on 10 June on Sky Living HD in the UK. Get an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the series with the latest issue of SciFiNow.