Sadly nowhere near the event that was the unveiling of the striking Dark Knight Rises image, the first official teaser poster for next summer’s superhero ensemble epic not only contains nothing we’ve not already seen, but actually manages to give away less than that.
Check that out, and try not to fall asleep or get irrationally angry with Joss Whedon, because a better one is doubtless on the way once everyone’s seen the teaser trailer waiting after the Captain America: First Avenger credits – we hope.